Legal Rap: What You Need to Know

Yo, listen up, I got a legal rap for you
But don’t worry, it’s gonna be true
I’ve got the scoop on self defense keychains
And whether they’re legal in the UK, that’s where they reign
If you’re wondering about that judgement copy
Of the district court, I’ve got the link, so sloppy
Go ahead and click, I’ll wait
Then I’ll tell you about bye law amendment, straight from the gate
It’s all about understanding changes, that’s the deal
Don’t worry, it’s not a big legal ordeal
But if you’re worried about contract coercion
Click on through, I’ve got the legal immersion
Don’t get caught up in laws about land property
In the Philippines, just click and you’ll be free
And if you’re wondering how to legally withhold rent
I’ve got the guide for you, it’s not a dent
You might have heard the legal term for word of mouth
It’s all about understanding oral contract law in the south
Don’t forget about the small claims court process
I’ve got the guide to avoid legal stress
And if you’re curious about international law and national law
Click through to learn about the differences, I’ll leave you in awe
Lastly, let’s talk about the rule of law in Switzerland
Click through and you’ll be an expert in the land
That’s the legal rap, hope you learned a thing or two
Now go ahead and click those links, I’ll be waiting for you!